I think that several people better start watching there PC and laptops.
11/8/08
10/15/08
9/14/08
9/3/08
Thunder Struck & Snorting News Anchor!
Ladies & Gentlemen,
Oklahatucky is pleased to announce:
And if that's not enough, here is one of the funniest videos I have seen in a long time! Watch the entire segment because you'll hear the snort of both FOX news anchors (both ladies)!
I'll give you more on the OKC Thunder later (the principle owner of the team shops at my store)!
Oklahatucky is pleased to announce:
And if that's not enough, here is one of the funniest videos I have seen in a long time! Watch the entire segment because you'll hear the snort of both FOX news anchors (both ladies)!
I'll give you more on the OKC Thunder later (the principle owner of the team shops at my store)!
9/1/08
Full Puppet Nudity!!
You have to watch this! I've seen the whole show, and it is funny as hell!
Side note: The Empress has moved in with me. So if Oklatucky explodes in a fireball, you now know why!
Side note: The Empress has moved in with me. So if Oklatucky explodes in a fireball, you now know why!
8/18/08
While Listening to Urinetown (The Musical)
So as I am sitting here listening to the soundtrack of Urinetown (The Music), I am pondering a lot that has been going on in my life lately. So here are some of the completely random thoughts that are going through my head.
1) How Can Someone Be SO Shitty?
My boss, The Empress, has been married for around 18 years to her husband, AssHat. They both were married before this “go around,” and from this union have born two beautiful, well-educated children. The Empress has unfortunately been withdrawn from the marriage for about 5 or 6 years. AssHat, however, has just been pushing through because he was in “love.”
Two months ago, AssHat decided that he needed to go through The Empress’ purse, cell phone, e-mail account, laptop, etc. He found that she had been talking to several current and previous co-workers and an old classmate. He confronted her about what was going on, and he continued to push her for info until she told him her true feelings. The Empress wanted a divorce! DEVESTATION. So AssHat continued to check e-mail accounts, cell phone account records, purse and so on.
Two weeks ago he found an e-mail sent to a co-worker; he now is going completely ape-shit crazy over The Empress’ unfaithfulness. He has since driven a wedge between the children and their mother (The Empress), has made my boss (still The Empress) turn into complete mush, and is telling her (you guessed it, The Empress) exactly how it will be.
How can one person have so much hate to turn a child against their mother?
2) How Much Longer Can I Beat My Head Against a Wall?
So at the retail hell, we have added some new crew members and much drama from the current cast of characters. We have since added two new young men – Laid Back and First Job. Their names should be very clear as to their personality. There isn’t much to be said yet about either as I haven’t worked with them for long, but I think that they will be an asset to the store.
However, the Energizer Bunny (EB) is about to make my head explode! I have found a completely new side to her. She has lied on her employment application and is causing so many problems that the Pope himself couldn’t smooth over this shit pile with a 1,000 rosaries.
After an unexpected visit from GGMom to the store, she commented on how unprofessional and “odd” EB is. This made me think about many different things that EB had talked about; and after much calling and digging, I have found that most of her life is not pretty. Her medical license has been under some scrutiny (now a former license), she has had more jobs than Elvis had hit songs, and that she is as honest as retail clerk who works on commission. I don’t think she’ll be in the “cast” much longer. More updates later after The Empress and I talk.
3) Pandora’s Box?
For many people in my life, my life is an open book or at least a Reader’s Digest condensed version. However, there are many people who don’t know a lot about me – GGMom included. With so much going on with co-workers, friends, and my life, I have been pondering if there are several details of my life that have been hidden too long. Now before you go thinking that I’ve robbed some Vegas casino or killed a man in Europe, it’s nothing that mysterious or serious. There have been several times that I’ve wanted to come clean with several people, but just didn’t quite have the balls at those moments.
I think more pondering and talking to some friends will have to transpire before the completed memoires are made available.
4) To Move or Not to Move – That IS the Question?
So with The Empress’ marriage in shambles, EB (remember that’s Energizer Bunny not Egg-land’s Best) becoming a boil on the butt of retail hell, and my brain wanting to spill the contents of Pandora’s Box all over the great state of Oklahoma, I have friends who want me to move to north Texas. I’m 100% torn.
I feel like I’m standing on the brink. I really don’t know if staying here to stay close to family and remaining at a store that drives me crazy most days is what I want; but in the same breath, I don’t know that I want to live outside of my city in a foreign land of longhorns and an ugly burnt-orange color. I know my city from where the Supreme Court Judge lives to where the cheap hookers are (not by choice on either by the way), but I know that said land of longhorns has so many more opportunities and options.
I know that ODC RN, CN and English all would vote to move, but I know that The Empress, Red, Kingfisher Stud (old friend, more later), and so many others will vote not to move. I know that I have to do what is right for me, but I’ll be damned if I even know what that is right now.
Well, I guess that is enough rambling for you. And so that you don’t think I’m completely crazy, here is the Tony Awards performance of a song from Urinetown (The Musical):
1) How Can Someone Be SO Shitty?
My boss, The Empress, has been married for around 18 years to her husband, AssHat. They both were married before this “go around,” and from this union have born two beautiful, well-educated children. The Empress has unfortunately been withdrawn from the marriage for about 5 or 6 years. AssHat, however, has just been pushing through because he was in “love.”
Two months ago, AssHat decided that he needed to go through The Empress’ purse, cell phone, e-mail account, laptop, etc. He found that she had been talking to several current and previous co-workers and an old classmate. He confronted her about what was going on, and he continued to push her for info until she told him her true feelings. The Empress wanted a divorce! DEVESTATION. So AssHat continued to check e-mail accounts, cell phone account records, purse and so on.
Two weeks ago he found an e-mail sent to a co-worker; he now is going completely ape-shit crazy over The Empress’ unfaithfulness. He has since driven a wedge between the children and their mother (The Empress), has made my boss (still The Empress) turn into complete mush, and is telling her (you guessed it, The Empress) exactly how it will be.
How can one person have so much hate to turn a child against their mother?
2) How Much Longer Can I Beat My Head Against a Wall?
So at the retail hell, we have added some new crew members and much drama from the current cast of characters. We have since added two new young men – Laid Back and First Job. Their names should be very clear as to their personality. There isn’t much to be said yet about either as I haven’t worked with them for long, but I think that they will be an asset to the store.
However, the Energizer Bunny (EB) is about to make my head explode! I have found a completely new side to her. She has lied on her employment application and is causing so many problems that the Pope himself couldn’t smooth over this shit pile with a 1,000 rosaries.
After an unexpected visit from GGMom to the store, she commented on how unprofessional and “odd” EB is. This made me think about many different things that EB had talked about; and after much calling and digging, I have found that most of her life is not pretty. Her medical license has been under some scrutiny (now a former license), she has had more jobs than Elvis had hit songs, and that she is as honest as retail clerk who works on commission. I don’t think she’ll be in the “cast” much longer. More updates later after The Empress and I talk.
3) Pandora’s Box?
For many people in my life, my life is an open book or at least a Reader’s Digest condensed version. However, there are many people who don’t know a lot about me – GGMom included. With so much going on with co-workers, friends, and my life, I have been pondering if there are several details of my life that have been hidden too long. Now before you go thinking that I’ve robbed some Vegas casino or killed a man in Europe, it’s nothing that mysterious or serious. There have been several times that I’ve wanted to come clean with several people, but just didn’t quite have the balls at those moments.
I think more pondering and talking to some friends will have to transpire before the completed memoires are made available.
4) To Move or Not to Move – That IS the Question?
So with The Empress’ marriage in shambles, EB (remember that’s Energizer Bunny not Egg-land’s Best) becoming a boil on the butt of retail hell, and my brain wanting to spill the contents of Pandora’s Box all over the great state of Oklahoma, I have friends who want me to move to north Texas. I’m 100% torn.
I feel like I’m standing on the brink. I really don’t know if staying here to stay close to family and remaining at a store that drives me crazy most days is what I want; but in the same breath, I don’t know that I want to live outside of my city in a foreign land of longhorns and an ugly burnt-orange color. I know my city from where the Supreme Court Judge lives to where the cheap hookers are (not by choice on either by the way), but I know that said land of longhorns has so many more opportunities and options.
I know that ODC RN, CN and English all would vote to move, but I know that The Empress, Red, Kingfisher Stud (old friend, more later), and so many others will vote not to move. I know that I have to do what is right for me, but I’ll be damned if I even know what that is right now.
Well, I guess that is enough rambling for you. And so that you don’t think I’m completely crazy, here is the Tony Awards performance of a song from Urinetown (The Musical):
8/15/08
Pushing Daises; Season 2
SWEET!! They're bringing back the best series EVER.
Make sure to watch, there will be a quiz!!
It's a Boy Girl Thing
This is one of the funniest movies that I've watched so far this year. While it is reminiscent of "Freaky Friday," Samantha and Canada Boy bring some "highlarious" energy to the movie.
In other news, I worked with Energizer Bunny today. She didn't even have the common sense that God give geese, so work was long and tedious. Tomorrow is the Kid and Energizer Bunny. I'll also be filling the world in on a practical joke that ClariNazi and I have cooked up to play on Canada Boy.
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